Saturday, April 25, 2009

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acknowledge that my vocation for the interpretation comes from far away.
"What I can do?" , I thought. I lay on the floor, I focused my attention on listening to it and waited. Now playing possum ... Shortly after my sister found her back, motionless. I moved with force, but did not respond. Scared, climbed up a shelf full of books and toys to the top. He shuffled as he could looking for something, and when given with what he wanted, he returned to the ground from a jump. I held my breath as I could. I was dying of laughter inside as he felt he had been worried:

- I count to three to get up or else you'll see! - confused.
- One Two ... Three! - Silence.
- Do you wake up or not? - asked in vain.

Seconds later tried to revive me with all his might hit me in the mouth with a military baton. I broke the upper lip and left me a bit of a tooth. I was screaming bloody mouth, looking for my mother

- That what you get for wanting to scare me! - she claimed.

Until it was disappearing, the roughness of the tooth preventing me from moving the tongue too, and it was a nuisance. Slowly I got used and did not give any importance to the new situation. The broken tooth became a sign of identity. As time passed, I was receiving comments and views of all kinds:

- makes you different, special - a family member.
- I like it because it reflects your opposition, your default - among friends.
- I've noticed just that ... - the pickups.
- Do not even get by, eh! - coworkers.
- How did you? How cool! - when he knew people.
- What ever you do not have picked for a role for that? - others.

Sixteen years later, I decided to make the aesthetic enhancement of the tooth. And I want to dedicate this episode with all my love to my little sister, Carmen, author of the clearest trace of my childhood and adolescence.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

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CHILD'S PLAY OF DREAMS AND REALITIES

→ A board game very similar to the movie Jumanji , although much more advanced, comprehensive and commercial. A dark-eyed boy advised the board unfolds with great emotion. Place all figures in single file: a violent monkey, an elephant and a pelican calm circumspect, among others. The massive table supports a kind of zoo education. Then appears another child. This is skinny, very dark and friendly. It could be the seventh of all the brothers. Both kids seem to be well understood.
The mother appears to help, as it does in a system with everything and everyone, to play. The older sister is involved watching the young, smiling and attentive. The median is struggling site, is endorsed on the cards and takes the dice euphoric. The small runs around there while the other brothers sleep. The mother places and disturbs. Whoops, clutter and chaos between them. The dark-eyed child is nervous because just a half game on the floor and throws a kick a chair against another, far. The father gets up and goes to him

- What do you give a shit! - said fast and dry.
- Give it! But they, too! It was by all! -, "the boy with a dry throat, agitated.

's father changed his expression and impotent to his seat thinking that response.

→ For one day I who falls to the bread. Inside the bakery, the man who preceded me has given the whim to buy some cakes. He seemed pleased with his acquisition and I thought "Say yes." The bad thing was when it came time of payment. Instead he began to tell the baker: "I'm from Barcelona." Repeatedly. And this to me I froze. It was not invaded by the fans feel culĂ© , much less. I thought for a moment that had coincided with my father. Pay at the same time we left, I before.

My father just hit me.

Today I am depressed, and I can not change my status neither awake nor asleep. It comforts me to think I can give a hug to my father whenever you want, even though he did not feel anything because he was not sane.